"I'm an up and coming British model babe.

I've already been published in Razzle magazine and more to come. Also, recently I've been starring in adult videos for the Adult Channel. Through this site I'll be able to tell you all about it and you can follow my steps!"

That's the quick road to success if I've ever heard one. Just do adult films, and you'll be on your way to a long and successful career, just like... well, that one girl... yeah, but remember...

Oh.

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